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I have a friend who is on a dating site. Now I don’t do dating sites as I think most of the guys are liars. While most women go along with this…well… it just pisses me off that they think I am that stupid. Guess that is the reason I don’t talk to many males on any sites. Anyway- she got this message from a guy she has never talked to and shared it with me. Safe to say I had to stop and wipe the tears as I read this one. Before you read it let me say my friend has nothing on her profile about wanting any kids, more of a looking for a good, safe time profile.



“Good morning,



I admire the openness I see in your profile and your words seem to indicate you are sincere in what you are looking for. I see that you indicated that you DID want additional children. (Ahh… nope it doesn’t. See this indicates you did not read the profile asshole) Are you prepared to open your womb and take in seed to breed you? (O.O) I've helped a few others on this site have the children they wanted and I wanted to check to see if you would desire assistance in this same area. (Assistance? It is like he is offering to change a flat tire.)



I fully realize that "getting pregnant" is easy. But finding someone who will NOT interfere with your life, be there to help you if you find you need that and yet allow you to go on with your life is RARE. (There’s so many wrong things in there few sentences. Let me get this right- you will stay out of my life, out of the child’s life? What if I sold the child? What if I gave it away? Is there a contract on this seed?)



There is no greater gift that the one of life. (True- but I am stun that you wrote this part seeing as you think handing out your “life giving seed” is normal on a dating site) And I enjoy helping those who feel in inner craving to be pregnant, accomplish it. (Is that like the craving I have had for chocolate dip strawberries? I have really craved those of late. Sort of like if I am pregnant myself. Wait… was you at a bar a few weeks ago? Had a red cowboy plaid shirt on? O.o) I've had 100% success in doing this and only 2 women had to come to me for a second session. (That is about when the tears of laugher started- Super sperm. Can’t you see him wearing a cape as he “parts” with his seed, yelling out “GO GET THEM EGGS!!” Session? Damn that is a way to put having sex. Kind of sounds like you want paid for it.) We center it around your ovulation and if you are fertile, you will leave with my seed growing deeply inside. ( I so want to answer this dude- set up something with me on the pill. Take about a bang to his ego. “You did not get me with child…*cries, weaps* Maybe the 18th time will be the charm.” But then… I might fear that super sperm.)



If this doesn't appeal to you I understand. I sincerely hope I haven't offended you by my approach and simply ask you to remember that there are other women out there who do want this. ( And if there is- that is what sperm banks and local bars are for…just saying) We should never judge a person for their desires or kinks. ( Really? What if I want to raise the kid to judge? What if I bring him up as a person who hates races, females, the people who don’t replace the toilet paper when it runs out? What if he or she is raised to hate man who leave woman alone to raise a child? But wait- you are staying out of our lives so…nevermind.)





I will attach my "profile in brief" at the end of this so you have a better idea of who I am and my experience. (Snorts)



I wish you all the best and hope to hear back if you would like my assistance.



All my best,

XXXX







So I had to read the profile. I had to know more about this guy, see if his profile was just an ad for being a baby machine. I can so see the background- condom guy with a red circle around him. Friend sent me the profile as well-







------ Profile Attached -------



Thank you for taking time to read my brief profile.



I am very real. I am single, successful and financially secure. (Would have to be- making trips on the women “time of the month”) 5'11, brn hair and haz eyes I lift and run to workout. 50" chest, 38" waist. And if it is important to you, a full 8+ in the right place. (Woo Hoo a man who can make you enjoy it… yeah BABY! Sorry… pun just kind of slip out. Unlike a man who has 8+… no wasting of seed due to a slip out.)



Trust and honesty are everything. ( O.0) It must exist in our everyday lives as well as during the times we play. To have you kneel before me seeing your trust and hunger warms my heart. (Gags sounds) To bind you, and push you to find your limits of release is enjoyable for me and shows me the depth of that trust. (Ohhh please- getting the high boots on for this shit float) This is so much more than just about sexuality. It is about dedicated honesty and the bonding of who we are deep inside. (BUT you will leave me and your child alone…) Don't get me wrong, I enjoy exploring my limits and pushing myself and my partner into fulfilling deep climax. ( 8+ inches… deep indeed) But I learned long ago that it is the ability of our minds to link that enhances that sexual side.

( See- that sperm bank is looking better and better, isn’t it? Linking of minds? Such a deep thoughts from a man who leaves little babies all around the world, with women that he only knows by their profiles.)



Over the past 20+ years, I have been blessed to have enjoyed a Dom lifestyle. Over that time, I have enjoyed 24/7 servants as well as having trained a considerable number of fresh, curious submissives. (Curious? I wonder… is the women he had sex with to leave his super sperm what he calls servants? You will hold my seed in your womb- you will raise a great child that will know he is special. Now… got to go.) Each has taught me as much about myself as about who they are. (Someone needs to teach you what a cast iron skillet is like up the side of your head)



It takes a unique sub to serve me... HONEST, FIT, BRIGHT and full of life. (Now my friend is older, and not in the best shape. Seems he is fine with the mothers of his child to not meet these requirements) She must have the hunger to offer me her mind, body and soul. ( Chocolate covered strawberries…) I know, all to well, of the importance for me to reward her well for her gift of submission. ( What if you got this sub with a child, with that super sperm… sorry… that SUPER SPERM AWAY!!... and she doesn’t want to be with child?) The reward of my attention and acknowledgement of who she is, the nurturing of her soul and undying respect for her submission to me, are only a portion of what I am willing to provide. I am VERY real and do NOT lie about myself, who I am or what I have to offer. (Soooo I am just not seeing the part about you being a baby machine? You would not hide that part of your loving, caring person, would you?)



Bondage and the restriction of your movement is my favorite area. ( Try carrying a child around for 9 months, then the first 3 or so years of its life… that will show you what restriction of movement is) From that point, I thrive on Orally pushing my partner taking time to study her bodies reaction... finding her limits of pleasure... but even than, it is just a beginning. ( rolls eyes ) My hand, a paddle, crop, flogger or more are enjoyable toys for me. (Blinky, diaper genie, bibs) Once you are warm, I find great pleasure in pushing you to reach your limits, helping you to find your hard depth and urging you to go further.

( Urging? I really urge any woman to stay the hell away from you.)



How far.... is dependent on you.





LOL- Dating sites are just too funny.

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birra
19:12 May 31 2010

Wow... just... wow.



I never considered that approach - trying to get hookups with single, middle-aged women and lesbians looking for a sperm donor...



Of course, I'd have to be insane to consider that angle... This guy makes getting pregnant sound even creepier than nature made it to be...

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Elemental
19:26 May 31 2010

Wipes tears of laughter away......OKKK then.

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LadyChordewa
20:39 May 31 2010

Geee....I would love to be a fly on the wall, when this guy and the Rat meet. LOL that would be worth ANYTHING!!!

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ladySnowStrixx
23:37 May 31 2010

in the great Words of OB "who writes this sh*t? man this dude is a joke waiting to happen ..... oh wait to late it happened , Rat ? are you pregnant yet ? to here him talk you could get there just by reading " SUPER SPERM!!! better go check.

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borked
00:14 Jun 01 2010

It is so unfair needing an angle. All a chick's profile needs to say is that she can bang like the proverbial shithouse door.

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Nightgame
03:11 Jun 01 2010

It's hard to know whether to laugh or puke but the humor won especially the "cape wearing super sperm donor" I can just see that written on the back of it!

But I swear the local sperm bank needs this for their new ad campaign, it'd work wonders.

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bloodyfairy
01:37 Jun 07 2010

Ok laughing way too hard

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DireConsequences won the contest!! Yeah!! I am glad it lasted as long as it did as it gave all the members time to try for it.



Congrats Dire- you sure put the work into it. :)



Now.... about that coffee mug....



lol



Kidding.

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DireConsequences
03:03 May 30 2010

Oh that mug... that mug is becoming my cup for tea. *nods* Oh freaky yeah!



Hahahaha!

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12 mins before the dutch oven peach cobbler is done.



Bad part is it is for my mom, sister, brother to have. They been asking for one since I talked of the other one a few weeks back.



Oh well... nothing like that wonderful odor in the house first thing in the morning.



The first morning of a three day weekend.



:D



Cleaning the dutch oven out when it gets cool then I move onto a whole chicken.

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Joli
19:02 May 29 2010

I've never baked in my dutch oven. I remember a recipe book that came with it showing that you could. I'm going to have to try it. I'm all inspired now.

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RedQueen
19:49 May 30 2010

Just what do you think the odds are for me being able to find one of those things up here? I'd say slim to none....guess I'll be shopping again the next time I go home- hope they let me on the plane with it; since most southern women I know use cast iron as a weapon, will the airlines? lol

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Dinner out with the gals tonight and went to one of the nicer steak houses in town. Now this place must have gotten caught serving alcohol to a minor as they card everyone who orders a drink. So the nice waiter comes up to the table and asks what we would like to drink. First words spoken came from my mouth as I order a drink. Hey- it’s been a long freaky week for me.



He of course asks me for my licenses. Trust me- I look way older then the legal drinking age. But I reach for my purse and get it out as the other order, Birdy being the only one who also got intoxicating drink.



After the waiter left Cat pointed out he had not asked her for her licenses. I think someone (shifty eyes) made a comment about how old she looked I joked with the guy when he came back to the table about it. And what does Birdy do? She whacks me over the head with her menu. Now I am not talking a one sided plastic crappy thing- but a large multi layer one. With a cloth binding. And…and… I think it had the drink and dessert menus in it also. *gives you a sad face as she rubs the top of her hard head* It hurt. We all had a laugh, think my face was priceless really.



But that is not all that happen. We are eating, laughing, just enjoying being together when we notice raised voices over the already full restaurant. And it happens right behind our Cat’s back. Seems an older man was having words with the older couple in the next table. Birdy and I look at each other as Cat started to wiggle in her chair. It was not long before a manager was there as these old men started to yell “Do something about it.” “You are all words.” “Let’s take it outside.”



I mean… nothing like watching two 60 year old men having a pissing contest as Cat is ready to climb under the table. LOL The female manager got backup in the way of the waiter, and another man who we took as the ‘bouncer’ of the bar. Now it would be rude for me to say that the bouncer was at the most 5’4 inch tall and weight was around 120 lbs.



As the manager was trying to stop what was on the edge of at least a pushing contest Cat said she could not see what was going on and we told her they was trying to get it under control. “Don’t worry … I will not let them get close to you Cat. Nothing else I will move you out of the way.” They was within 4 or 5 feet of her back, but only words and gestures had been done so far, the female manager stepping right in the middle of them.



I tried to lighten it up by patting the Cat’s arm and saying “Don’t worry… I would never let anything happen to our Master Vampire.” She hit me across the chest with her linen napkin. Just whack me with it. And it was one of those long could make a baby diaper size ones. And … and…I know it was at least a 400 thread count as it was thick and left a might bruise on my chest. (pouts, rubbing her…ok… maybe not rubbing… showing…O.o..Ok- you just have to take my word on this one- it hurt)



The fight ended with one couple moving to another table, cops called in, manager saying three or four times how sorry she was about it. Buy the time the floor show was over with both couples asked to leave (I called it a live VR vamp box show) it was time for the bill. That is when Birdy TOLD me to put her leftovers into the little box. Ok ok- I had more room in front of me but still… “Put my wings into this box woman.” were her words. I had to take offense and said so- she whacked me with her own napkin several times on my arm. (Note the comments above about how long; thick these napkins are…pouts) Cat starts to laugh, the people behind us started to laugh.



I told her, in a total joking tone, that I was sure the police was still here and I was not above reporting her. Handcuffs was talked off, maybe getting that cute little bouncer back to stand between us… we kind of took it to a place only females would go. *big wink* We then asked… ok ok… I asked the waiter what started the fight. Hey- I am not called the rat for nothing.



Seems one old dude was bitchy to the waiter when asked for his ID for his drink order. He kept nagging about it to the waiter as he was trying to get his order. Seems the other old dude at the next table said something about calming down, they card everyone and the fight was on. I was kind of expecting some false teeth to hit the floor but anyway….



Then it was home to watch movies. Cat bailed out, but I and Birdy had a great time. We watched The Lovely Bones and we both LOVED it. If you have not watched it please do. I was crying like a baby at the end.



Then it was The Vampire Assistant. I swear I have not laughed so hard at a movie in years. How can anyone watch this and not make fun of it? My god… it was so bad we spent more time cracking jokes then getting much out of it. The vampire breath that stuns you, the spider getting stuck to the ceiling on the gum, the ping ball fight at the grave yard. “You don't love me anymore... Its my beard.” “ Your mouth says no, but your beard says yes.”

To the image of vampire hissing and a monkey call while the freaks tent poles are rocking… don’t ask- Birdy and I made that one up.





Then it was a walk out side as Birdy was going home to look at the wonderful full moon tonight. And that is how my night ended, under the light of the full moon. Oh… and still sore from all the beatings I took tonight. ( pouts and bats her eyelashes at you)



Fine- don't worry about me. :D LOL



Now to bed for this Rat.

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PhoenicianDream
10:15 May 29 2010

At least you didn't get kicked this time? And you got a show! A real live geezer fight without having to go to sun city, or flordia, haha!

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Nightgame
17:19 May 29 2010

Now from the Cat's view: first the loud fight was directly behind me but unless I was willing to shove my chair into folks I was stuck with my back to it and the view I got was of Rat and Birdie's faces which didn't exactly reassure me that it was under control! When I finally started making moves to get up, Rat comes up with all the jokes about protecting the master vampire not just once but over and over so yep I whacked her with my cloth napkin on the arm not the chest (she's just dreaming there) we broke up into laughter as the tables that were already turned our way watching the fight looked at us as if another one was breaking out. Anyway if you'd have been there I promise she'd give you a reason to whack her too! Rat was having a very good time :) So were we *big grin*

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Elemental
05:33 May 30 2010

You forgot the magic spit....and the bad blood.....and..what's worse than dead??? grins.



It WAS a fun night. Thanks gals!!

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LadyChordewa
08:29 May 30 2010

I don't know about visiting you guys. You sound dangerous LOL.

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Is it a bad sign when you talk to yourself in the Vamp Box?



O.o

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Nedra
20:19 May 28 2010

No I do it all the time when no one is looking

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Smile
21:20 May 28 2010

Heh.. I think we all do it at least once or twice :P

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BLOODLIFE
22:17 May 28 2010

I think it's only a bad sign if you reply!

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PhoenicianDream
22:48 May 28 2010

Yes. ;p

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xxEmaeraldxx
23:01 May 28 2010

Sometimes your own company there is more desirable!

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ladySnowStrixx
00:04 May 29 2010

no only when you start answering your self back , thats where the problems start.

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A crew is on a move in a town a few miles south of me for a family that owns most of the town. They own a grocery store, little strip malls, gas station. I will always remember the name from something that happen years before. It brings back memories of that time…



*Sits down in her rocker to tell you about it…so roll your eyes and stop reading now* lol



We had a military household shipment come in from overseas and called it into the base. The base made a appointment for the member to come to the warehouse and pull the items he wanted, then deliver the rest to the wife as it was a divorce. Nothing new, we have done this before.



The guy showed up on that date and time, he went thru the crates with my crews help and pulled out what he wanted. If I remember right it was mostly the electronic stuff, leaving the furniture.



Then he walked with me into the office to do the paperwork, asking me oh so nicely if I mind calling his wife to set up the delivery so he would know it was done. I did- and that is when shit hit the fan.



Seems the wife moved out without the husband knowing it. Really don’t know how that happen as the military was paying the bill… but she yelled at me to stop her husband as she had the word of the Colonial from the base they came from overseas that she would get all her items.



I started to think she was crazy as hell but then I notice the man in front of me had a smerk on his face. He was loving how upset she was, and I knew I had fallen into that shit pile by his own little push. I told her to call the base as I was in no way able to stop him. She was still yelling at me as I slowly lowered the phone, putting a end to his enjoyment. He of course grab his papers and left. I knew then what she said was most likely true, but she always had to of known the promise that was made to her was bullshit.



She called me back and I took that what the base told her did not please her. Seems I was all kind of bad things, insulted my mother, my father, god, and everyone else. She also told me she was calling the police to have me arrest due to me stealing her furniture. I told her to go right ahead. She hung up on me that time.



I picked up the phone and called Nightgame, as she was at work at the KY State Police. Yes- that day it was good to have help. I was about half way into trying to tell her the facts when she said the woman was on the phone, and she was sending it to the Captain to handle. He was ex military and knew what was going on, not to worry.



I went home that night, upset, still mad. Watched the local news and saw a report of a woman who had chained herself to the base gate, yelling that the government gave all her furniture away. How they double crossed her.



I was just prying she did not say our company name as they showed the video of her being arrested, the chains cut to remove her.

It was strange as I knew what happen to get her there. I wonder what happen to her. Anyway- the military man family is the ones we are moving today, the same last name at least. And with a town of 30,000 with mostly collage kids- trust me… they are related.

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RedQueen
10:05 May 29 2010

Ya know, it never occurred to me that you would in any wayunderstand what I had to deal with. These days, if you say anything derogatory about the military or its personallel, you get all kinds of shit for it. Military men are saints, gods, the perfect people, take you pick.



It ain't always so.



And very VERY few people ever stop to think what happens to the spouses when this kind of shit happens. The military almost ALWAYS backs it's members, and the rest of us are left swinging....



Nice to see someone else who got a first hand taste of that.....

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Reading xXxTCPxXx journal about the message sent to Cancer, asking people to share their own first contact with “the man” made me smile. My first contact with him was one I will never forget. Silly really... I mean- he is only a man, right? But he has that whole mystery about him, the silent and deadly kind of power. So to say seeing his face in my message center over a year ago made my heart stop a little, and my brain go “What the heck did I do?” is not a something you forget. lol



That is when he sent me the message asking if I would be interested in being a Sentoran. I was recommended, and would I be willing to become one. Oh he puts it in a whole lot nicer way mind you, all polite and to the point rolled into one. You ever get a message from him you will know what I mean.



So I started to type my answer to him after I stop clapping my hands like I won the stuffed teddy bear at the county fair, and then it hit me. This is Cancer. I have to say this right, and I sure as hell better check my spelling.



First one I wrote was something along the lines of “If you think I am able…” No- that sounds like I have doubt I can do the job. I deleted that one.



“It would be such a honor to carry the position…” I could hear the sucking noise as I typed it.



“I have always loved the site and would do the best of my ability…” was my next one but it was just wrong.



Then you think…gosh… what if he is waiting for me to answer? What if he knows I am online? What if he withdraws the offer as I sit here trying to just say…what if....



And then I typed it, hit send before I could even think.



What did I send?



“Yes please.”



I slap palm to forehead when I realized what I had done, thinking I am such a dumb ass.



Sure it was the shortest answer he ever had.



LOL



So that is my Cancer story. Does it still make my heart stop when we I send messages to him? Not as much, but then the image in my head has changed a little and I see he is a kind man. Still got that whole powerful and dangerous vibe, don’t get me wrong. Not that it’s a bad thing.



;)

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Oceanne
02:59 May 28 2010

Great story!

I remember my first conversation too.It was about flying and getting our licenses.I remeber being suprised that he had taken the time to chat with me a while about it and I felt at ease.Its nice when someone will do that when you know they are so busy.

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CarnelianMyst
03:24 May 28 2010

My only contact....thus far...was when I re-upped my Premie Membership last time and it kept saying my membership had run out. I finally messaged Cancer telling him what happened, and he fixed it for me. Very quickly too.



I've had people IM me and say "Cancer is in my last ten list, what do I do?" Nothing...he's just keeping tabs on things around here!

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birra
18:40 May 28 2010

I think my first contact with him was when Morri and I had sushi with him at Ra in Phoenix...

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Gosh.. I only lost .03% on my level.



O.o



Can we say I don't post in the forum much?



Yeap- time spent and pages is the kind of gal I am. :)

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DireConsequences
17:55 May 27 2010

Hahaha. I didn't lose any and gained about that much from page views and time on here this morning.



I only went down about .30-.40 on my status without the forum being resurrected.



But hey, nothing can really take down our time spent and pages! I'm scared to know what you're at!

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Nightgame
18:49 May 27 2010

Oh and I'm so vocal I fell a whole .25!!! *big grin*

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Vampirewitch39
19:03 May 27 2010

Always said you was a big mouth. ;)

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Abstract
19:17 May 27 2010

lol I lost 1%, the 1% you get from society posting XD

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Bad when you flip over to the House first thing to check the forum and yell out...



I DID not do it!!!





lol



;)

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ladySnowStrixx
18:22 May 27 2010

hey at least you got in All I got was..... DUH!!!!

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MysticalRealms
02:57 May 28 2010

I realized something was wrong when i popped into the vampbox typed out a message and that appeared was system error you killed the box lol I was like I didn't do anything !

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Ahhh... I got another block. :)



That brings it up to 6 now.



My goal is 10 by the end of the year. I am going to stay with the whole "Not talking too, just rating if that" system I have used so far.



Really ... it's working for me.



lol

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ThePinja
02:02 May 27 2010

lol

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WildChild
02:20 May 27 2010

I can help with that......

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ladySnowStrixx
02:22 May 27 2010

lol you better watch wild child you know how he is he,ll up and do it just for spite.

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Watched the video on the Atlantis space shuttle landing. Great to see it landed perfect, after a perfect mission. Sad to think it will most likely be its last flight.



President wants to let private companies handle the work the shuttles had been doing, NASA to move onto more machines and research done by remote - less human.



I remember seeing the shuttle at the Space Station when I was a teen, sure it was a mock of it. Thing was huge.



They still take my breath when they would take off, land. I was so lucky to of watched a night take off from the beach in Fl. Take about a light show and we was a good 50 miles away. And I cried when the two blew up, killing these brave souls.



Guess that part of world history is ending. Only two more trips and they are gone.

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LadyChordewa
19:47 May 27 2010

LordV wants to see the last shuttle launch in September, but due to money issues, it probably isn't going to happen. I can think of other places to cut money. Like supporting the whole damn world.

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Well hell.... that is not good.



Ok- been at work since 5 am this morning so....



Forever is not spelled "for ever."



:P



Hey.... don't start on me.



LOL They don't keep me around for my grammar it seems, what can I say?



;)



Now I am going to bed... *hangs head in shame*

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ladySnowStrixx
04:03 May 26 2010

its ok Rat We still loves ya .

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Ahhh.... a reason to spend time on the site again.



Welcome back Sir Troll.



;)

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borked
00:49 May 26 2010

You used the word troll! An' I fell for the honeypot.

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Vampirewitch39
01:05 May 26 2010

Bork..... *pats on the shoulder* I was not talking about ya. It is another...more meaner one.



You- I like.



:)

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borked
01:32 May 26 2010

*blows enormous extended raspberry*



Tarnation! Ain' no way he's a bigger Troll 'n me!

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NocturnalMistress
01:56 May 26 2010

haha... He's back!!!

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ThothLestat
02:14 May 26 2010

Super.

*unfolds chair, makes popcorn*

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Vampirewitch39
02:22 May 26 2010

You do plan to share the popcorn, right? *puts her chair beside yours*



:)

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CarnelianMyst
03:09 May 26 2010

*passes round some Moon Pies* Viridian has risen from the grave. :P

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Mystic
02:45 May 27 2010

Well we could make it cheesy popcorn just for you... Trolls... yes there does seem to be a few more running around here these days...Maybe if we leave out some Billygoats would could lure some more.

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Vampirewitch39
02:50 May 27 2010

lol Mystic- you are my kind of woman. :)

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"It has been said that time heals all wounds. I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue, and the pain lessens, but it is never gone."



Criminal Minds is a great show. And I love the quotes at the end.

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deathnitegrl
16:48 May 25 2010

I like this!

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Nedra
00:26 May 26 2010

Also from Criminal Minds......



"Scars do not define us. They only remind us of where we have been - not where we are going."



You are right - GREAT show.

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Vampirewitch39
00:32 May 26 2010

Nedra- I like yours better. :)

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Dutch oven- big slices of onions and green peppers, minced garlic with a touch of oil. Add pork ribs on top of that layer, little salt and pepper.



Move it to the porch, to the grill.



Placed dutch oven on top of some hot briquette, several on the lid...



Cook for a hour, drain some of the oil out, half a bottle of BBQ, let cook for another half a hour.



While on a small pile of briguettes you keep turning the oiled, sea salt, wrap in heavy foil potatoes..



Ribs fallen off the bone, potatoes salty with just a little butter needed...



:)



Really loving cooking this way, and the house stays nice and cool.



Cost to cook? A little charcoal. And left over ribs for another meal.



Mmmmm...

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Elemental
00:13 May 25 2010

So our next picnic and fire....we leave early enough for you to cook for us......right? And no I am not talking burgers or dogs......lol

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Nightgame
03:02 May 25 2010

Oh cool it worked!

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Funny call today at work- it was a recording. Goggle offer me the front page for search for moving company for $10.00 for one day only... and that is about when I hung up.



When did Goggle start hunting money/ work??

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23:14 May 24 2010

What's next? lol

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Todays been.... funky. Went to sleep around 1:00 am and slept till 1:30 this afternoon. Lunch, then started to play with the lights in my guest room, trying to understand how to use them best.



Make up look- few pictures.



Ate dinner and got sick before I ever finished eating. Throwing up really makes for a bad night.



So editing a few of the pictures, never got any housework done or laundry. And I still need to work on the last few tweaks on the article about eyeshadow tricks.



Think I will go to bed soon tho- really just not feeling well.

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RedQueen
09:19 May 23 2010

I swear- the next time you do a closeup shot of your eyes, they had better be crossed....lol

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Sinora
11:05 May 23 2010

Hope you feel better soon.

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LadyChordewa
19:34 May 23 2010

Get well soon, sis.

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Get a call this morning from my sister- I was not at work. Forgot I was to come in at 7, not 8. Grrrrr...



Yea- first time for everything.



*cuss words*

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18:14 May 21 2010

omg you didn't! *snorts*

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Sad part was reading "preceded in death by.." and seeing Dad's name. That knife to the heart will never easy up, will it?



And I am so not social. More the person sitting in the back row, alone, just waiting till she can leave.



So unlike anyone else in my family. I think my sisters are right--- they did find me under a rock in Florida.



Time to try and get a few hours of sleep.

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meeper
03:58 May 18 2010

It is hard to realize that letting go, really has nothing to do with letting go.



If you need to talk, I am here for you.

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WildChild
04:00 May 18 2010

The shitty part is it hurts to remember....

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RedQueen
05:45 May 18 2010

Some things never go away sugar- but they do get easier to deal with after awhile-



You know how to get me if you need me.

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While I do not know much about AC/Heat center air units I am really getting feed up with mine. Two years ago I replaced my unit with a nice updated heat pump one. The promise of lower energy bills, on top of the unit that it was replacing was 27 years old did it for me.



The company that we have used for many many years on the rental property- in fact the only one I can ever remember buying units from came and put the $4,000 plus unit in. First 7 or 8 months it was great. My electric bill went down from $130.00 a month to $60 or $70.00.



Then last summer I had an issue with it not cooling. They came to fix it, then the weather turned cool. Then it was a winter with me using the emergency heat as the unit would ice over. I mean really ice over. As in you could not chip it off. Sort of like what you expect it to do in the summer in high heat. My electric bill shot up as they worked on it a total of five time before they came up with two things. Seems when I set my heat at 55- 58 at night it messes up the unit. So when I get up, turn the heat up to 67 or so it ices over as it send out cold air into the cold winter. O.o



I call that bullshit.



Then they worked on the wiring and it seemed to work the last few weeks of cold weather.



Now we go forward to warm if not flat out hot weather of spring and summer. Now it seems when I turn my AC down to 65- yes I freaking like it cold when I sleep. Really not much on heat at all as Birdy and Cat will tell you. Now the story I am being told is that when I turn it that low, and then I turn the unit up to 72 or 73 for the day time that I am not here it freezes it up. As in the house is 78, 80 when I get home.



I call bullshit again.



Yes I do put it on 65 when I go to bed. I don’t leave it on 65 all day and night. I know it kicks off at night when it reaches 65 in the home, as I have been awakened by the unit turning off near my bedroom window. When I get up it is 65 in the house, no matter how hot outside. I turn it up as even I think that is too cold in the house so it goes up to 70 – 73. That is when the house turns hot. Within two hours it is 78 or hotter in the house and I can not get it to cool.



But it is my fault because I turn the AC down to 65 at night. Just as it was my fault I turned the heat down to 55- 58 in the winter. What happens when you have an empty house and you turn it to 55 in the winter so the water lines do not bust? Let me tell you- nothing. I know as we have done so on empty rental houses for years. Just as I have been in our rental homes to clean and the cold air stayed at a steady temp of 68.



So today I had a talk about the Lemon Law with the owner. We counted up and having brought 38 units from this man and his family. We have had more service calls on my own private unit then ANY of those, some lasting 20 plus years without one service call. We stand at 16 service calls in two years.



And the idea it is me that is causing the unit to ice over in the winter, ice up in the spring and summer due to my love of coldness is bullshit I think. But as I started this – I don’t know that much about a center AC/Heating unit. Am I really that odd to like it that cold?

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RedQueen
22:01 May 17 2010

HELL no. There is absolutely no reason why an AC unit that is advertised to work a certain way should not do exactly that. And I personally like it cold when I sleep too- that's why we hardly ran the heater last winter, even up here. I call bullshit right along with you on this one sugar- they should replace that unit, for FREE, especially after all the business you have given them.



This is crap...grumble grumble grumble

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Sinora
22:05 May 17 2010

You are a little odd, but that's nothing to do with the AC....that's just a brush off, shame on them.

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04:02 May 18 2010

I am right there with you. I can stand it a bit hot during the day, but at night it sure as hell gets cranked to 65 so that I can fall asleep.

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Bones is leaving soon for his wonderful adventures and I for one will miss him. While we don’t talk all that often when we have it has been great fun. Him wanting to see me in leather- straight jacket that is. To his helpfulness on truck parts. He goes above and beyond to help people as much as he can, at least from what I have seen and myself experience.



I still remember his kind words when my father pasted away, and how the two times I have run into a wall on truck issues he has step forward to try and help me, letting me know I am not alone as I try to find my footing dealing with the repairs, purchases.



And his comments on journals always make me smile- the wit and humor surely will be missed by many of us who call him a friend.



While I am sad to see him leave us I am also happy for him- he is like a child on Christmas morning about his upcoming trip. You can read it in his words- the idea of wondering talks to his very soul in a way. And I wish for him to find peace and enjoy life to the fullest.



Watch a few sunrises and sunsets for me Bones, enjoy a good meal and think of us who called you a friend. We will be thinking of you as well. God be with you and keep you safe. Till next I see that blue skull mask pop into my last ten- you will be missed. *tight hug*

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WildChild
16:07 May 17 2010

*stifels a tear* Me too....

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RedQueen
22:02 May 17 2010

ditto- the man has a wicked sense of humopr, and can MORE than keep up with us...lol



And lord knows that is rare...lol

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Nightgame
22:47 May 19 2010

I hope he has a great time even if I'm jealous lol But yes he will be missed by a lot of us here.

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Today will be a good day.

Today will be a freaking good day.

Today will not suck.

Today wiil take me one day closer to the weekend.

Today will be a good day.

Today I will not feel like hanging up on people, telling some to kiss my ass.

Today will be good... I will be good...





Sure..... right.

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Nightgame
15:44 May 13 2010

Want to come over tonight and talk bad about people?

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ladySnowStrixx
16:14 May 13 2010

just keep hoping and you might be right.

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xxBlueFairyxx
19:39 May 13 2010

There is no fun in being good. Venting is good for your health, so them to kiss your ass. :-)

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LadyChordewa
23:02 May 13 2010

As long as people aren't idiots, then you might get away with it today. *shoves some chocolate chip cookies toward the Rat and gives her a hug, before she flies away*

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vampfan2009
04:07 May 14 2010

hey, hey HEY!! thats what unwanted phone solicitors are FOR!!

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RedQueen
22:04 May 17 2010

And see? Again we have something in common....no surprise there.



Only my mantra is:



"I love my job, I love my job, I love my job"



sometimes it works.....



sometimes, not so much. LOL

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Coming out of lurking is so much fun.



Yeah being out of lurking.



*said in a smart ass tone in case you missed reading that*



:P

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sahahria
16:58 May 11 2010

what-ev-ah do you mean by that? *flutters eyes innocently*



*snickers and runs off*

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Isis101
21:02 May 11 2010

I lurk most of the time here.

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Nightgame
15:43 May 13 2010

What... you mean you lurk so I cannot talk to you all the time?

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Seems I don’t know how to take a compliment well. Or so I was just told.



See- I can take one. If it is given by someone that I know means it. The fake “Oh you are so…” “I love how you…” just kind of makes me want to get as far away from you as I can.



I understand being kind, saying words of encouragement. I do those often. And I know they are doing the same. But when they just keep on and on about something I do it makes me uneasy, starts me thinking they want something from me.



That is bad, right?

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WildChild
15:33 May 11 2010

I just want you to know there are SO many places to go with this...

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PhoenicianDream
17:34 May 11 2010

o_0 this entry gives me flash backs of the 'penis' song in the movie the Sweetest Thing hahaha talk about insincere.

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ladySnowStrixx
17:50 May 11 2010

yeah when people do that to me it makes me feel like there up to something underhanded or they want something.

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Bones
23:44 May 11 2010

Well, I'm just a flirt most of the time, so I know you don't take me seriously! ;)

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Vampirewitch39
00:40 May 12 2010

lol No- you, WC, and PD are safe. ;)

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Vampirewitch39
00:41 May 12 2010

This is more aimed at people in real life. :)

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Nightgame
15:43 May 13 2010

It always makes me want to look and see where the knife to my back is coming from...

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Guess I am looking for a newer truck. Yeah freaking ass me.



Grrrr....



I always loved trucks, the sound of them, driving them, washing and cleaning them. Every thing about them.



Till now.



Now they are just pains in my backside to find parts for, buy this...buy that. This needs welding, tires need replaced, marker lights has a short.



*sigh*



I really don't know how dad did all this. Well- yeah I did. He worked every weekend, and knew who to call for what. But I am learning. Give me 60 years and I will just as good as he was.



:)

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Nightgame
18:29 May 10 2010

I have to admit it's a lot more fun looking for a new purse or pair of shoes. *sorry sugar*

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Vampirewitch39
18:35 May 10 2010

Yes it is. And I know about those things but to learn about GVW, Motor size/HP, Rear end, Trans, type of brakes, and all this stuff...



I need a drink already today.



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Bones
23:50 May 11 2010

He knew where and how to find the parts for them. Have you looked around for similar model trucks from that year? There were quite a few school buses made in that model. Most of those are probably campers by now. Some folks may have even removed the engines and now use it for a camp (down there) and wouldn't miss a clutch cylinder if it were sold for a few extra bucks.



As for your truck, remember, at 30 years old it's an antique. Don't give it away if you decide to sell it. It would make someone a nice antique flat bed wrecker.

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00:35 May 12 2010

I have found a kit to repair it, hoping that works. But it is also the time to try and sell it as it is in working order if the repair can be made.



Not only school buses but the soda plant in the next town use to have these old trucks. As well as Roadway. I have called all those, 20 or so junk yards.



Hit the internet with the part numbers from different suppliers. Nothing- but that was how I found the kit. So cross the fingers and hope it works.

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Bones
21:17 May 13 2010

I've also checked around here at some of the yards and talked to some retired trucker friends of my dads. I haven't found one either, lots of other parts for that year and model though. ;)

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Joli
22:34 May 14 2010

I drive a...shhhhh...mini van. It's the best. I call it my lady truck :)

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It’s time to go to bed

To lay down my weary head

To close my eyes

And say good bye to today



It’s time to go to sleep

To calm all that is in my head

Time to step into the darkness

As I lay in my bed



It’s time to close my eyes

And taking some deep breaths

Release all the control

To the gods that watch over me



It’s time to go to bed

And as I close my eyes

I pray to be safe

Till I see the sunrise





Mothers Day got me to thinking if I had a child what I would sing to it, how I would put he or she to sleep. Came up with this. :)



Anyway... been a great day and I will make sure to thank the gods I still have my mother in my life. Also been a sad day for me, missing dad.



Night guys.

Mothers Day. Here is a song from my own past, remember Mom dancing to it many years ago. I was ten when the song came out.



Anyone was to ask me why I love music- she is the reason. :) She has given me so much in my life, always standing beside me.



You have to turn it up to get the full joy of the song. In honor of my mom- dance a little today.

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Isis101
21:04 May 11 2010

OMG! LOL!

I still have this LP in storage, with hundreds more...

I still love this song - it is badass!

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Operation UNITE teamed up with Williamsburg police to put some students at the University of the Cumberlands behind bars.



This is only the second time Operation UNITE has ever conducted a drug roundup on a college campus. Police used informants so they could catch students buying and selling drugs on campus.



Most students were taking finals but nearly one dozen were arrested on drug related charges.



Officials hoped the alleged drug dealers would come to class on such an important day ...police arrested all the students they were after.







O.o Well that will teach those drug dealers... Stay out of School!

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Nightgame
14:37 May 07 2010

No not that school!!! Wonder if they might ought to stop watching the students facebook pages and start watching the actual students?

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15:22 May 07 2010

Oh gods... they will not let a student be a 'open' gay.... why would you think drugs would be allowed? Shitty little closed minded want to be school of the learning.

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Is anyone else seeing the DOW??





Wow....



Drops 900 and still a hour to go.

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Oceanne
21:20 May 06 2010

YES!! Dropped over a thousand the rebounded 700.

Scary.:(

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Bones
21:38 May 06 2010

Yep, isn't it wonderful?!

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Nightgame
14:36 May 07 2010

"Wonderful" I don't like rollercoaster rides! I watched the Asian markets late in the night and it could be another rough go today. :(

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Oh, Death, оh Death, oh Death,

Won't you spare me over til another year



But what is this, that I cant see

with ice cold hands taking hold of me



When God is gone and the Devil takes hold,

who will have mercy on your soul



Oh, Death, оh Death, oh Death,

No wealth, no ruin, no silver, no gold

Nothing satisfies me but your soul



Oh, Death,

Well I am Death, none can excel,

I'll open the door to heaven or hell.



Oh, Death, оh Death,

my name is Death and the end is here...

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20:07 May 06 2010

old songs are the truest.

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Went to see my Aunt. She is doing well, still testing as they can not find anything wrong with her. So reminds me of my own father. Dad had three ....events? of him just passing out the last two years of his life. Once he stood up in the living room and just drop like a stone. One time he fell out of the kitchen chair, the other he was just walking and he went down. He would wake up within a few minutes, about the time it took to call 911.



We went to Lexington, to all kind of Dr. and the most they would say is his suger might of drop so low he passed out. But nothing was wrong with his heart.



My Aunt was working and came back from her break, walking to the front of the store when she just passed out. She woke up quickly after that but is doing fine now.



When Dad pasted away it was in the kitchen. My brother had fixed lunch, dad in the living room talking to my mom about who he had seen at the flea market that morning. When he woke up he had said his shoulder was hurting him but dad's shoulders always hurt him- hazard of the job for so many years. Anyway... he stood to go into the kitchen, sat at the table. My brother and mom both said he was fine.



Dad stood to reach over to the ref for something and my bother said he open the door to it, reached in, then he was on the floor. That time he did not wake up. That time his heart stop. I can't say I understood or took in all the Dr said at the ER but I remember they said his heart just would not start, keep a beat.



If only... if only we had been more demanding to find what was wrong with him. If only I had been here when it first happen, able to give him CPR. God how I hate If only's...



Going to see my aunt brings back some things I need to face, to talk about. But not today..today I want to send any energy I have to my Aunt as they try to help her. I hope they don't send her home with no answers, just saying nothing is wrong with you.

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Elemental
18:19 May 06 2010

When you are ready....:)

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RedQueen
18:51 May 06 2010

What iffing will do you know good here sugar- just will give you the knowledge to help your aunt. But she needs you, and you don't need to go there now. Like birdy said, when you are ready...

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20:10 May 06 2010

I'll send out my energy to her too.

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When it rains it pours...



Aunt is in ICU.



Other things being said to me, around me is really not worth shit right now.

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Morrigon
22:29 May 05 2010

We're always here, should you ever need us.

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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
22:50 May 05 2010

*hugs*

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sahahria
22:52 May 05 2010

Hang in there! Sending you much positive energy!

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TheDarkWolfman
23:23 May 05 2010

Remember that in the time of need your super friends are there for you.

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ladySnowStrixx
02:25 May 06 2010

I,m Sorry Sweetie I hope She will be Alright.

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meeper
04:51 May 06 2010

~hugs~ Hang in there. If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm always here for you. Hope she gets better :/

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RedQueen
18:50 May 06 2010

Love you sugar- if you need anything, you have my number

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It is a 1980 International CargoStar 1850 B- need the clutch cylinder.



I know it is 30 years old- but it is in great shape but for that part.



Yes- we don't use it much. It is a flatbed that we only use at the most ten times a year.



No- I don't want to buy a new one from you.



What? Don't you all keep any older truck parts in?! Laying around on a shelf maybe?



Well thanks anyway. You know anyplace that might have it? Ok... worth a shot. Thanks.





My phone calls so far this morning. *sigh* And online is not helping either....



Grrrrrr.

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Bones
02:58 May 04 2010

At 30 years old it's officially an antique. You may want to try an antique International truck supplier. Someone who sells new replacement parts for those folks who restore older trucks.



Once a vehicle is 8 years old, manufacturers are no longer required to make new replacement parts for vehicles. From that time on what's available is usually what was manufactured before the vehicle is eight years old, and the parts get harder and harder to locate as time goes on.

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KCRC
03:02 May 04 2010

Junkyard Rat...Junkyard.



Or "Recycled truck Parts Center".



Is it the clutch master cylinder or the slave? The Master may be model specific but the slave should be a common part with other vehicles. You just need an old timer with the right books to look it up.

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meeper
06:05 May 04 2010

You can always unplug the phone, the pc, and lock the door, but then what would you do to fill your day?

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